{"id":1614,"date":"2026-09-29T18:43:08","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T18:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gameroco.com\/?p=1614"},"modified":"2026-09-29T18:43:08","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T18:43:08","slug":"my-daughter-brought-home-a-pale-tattooed-goth-boy-and-my-husband-immediately-told-him-to-leave-then-the-boy-placed-his-phone-on-the-table-and-my-husband-went-even-paler-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gameroco.com\/?p=1614","title":{"rendered":"My Daughter Brought Home a Pale, Tattooed Goth Boy, and My Husband Immediately Told Him to Leave \u2013 Then the Boy Placed His Phone on the Table, and My Husband Went Even Paler!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MY DAUGHTER HAD NEVER BROUGHT A BOYFRIEND HOME BEFORE, SO I EXPECTED MY HUSBAND TO TEASE HER WITH A FEW CLASSIC OVERPROTECTIVE-DAD JOKES.<br \/>\nI NEVER ANTICIPATED HIM RISING FROM HIS SEAT, STARING HARD AT THE PALE, TATTOOED TEENAGER, AND TELLING HIM TO LEAVE BEFORE HE HAD EVEN MANAGED TO SAY HELLO.<br \/>\nTHEN EVAN SILENTLY PLACED AN AGED PHOTOGRAPH ACROSS OUR DINING TABLE.<br \/>\nONE GLANCE AT IT, AND MY HUSBAND\u2019S COUNTENANCE SHIFTED COMPLETELY.<br \/>\nOur daughter Maya was eighteen and fiercely guarded her personal life whenever the topic turned to boys.<br \/>\nShe had been on dates before, but the second I showed a bit too much curiosity, names tended to vanish from her conversations.<br \/>\nSo when my phone buzzed while I was busy making dinner and I caught her text, I nearly dropped the fresh vegetables right onto the floor.<br \/>\nBringing Evan over tonight. Please be nice. I really like him.<br \/>\nI smiled to myself.<br \/>\nThen a second message popped up.<br \/>\nAnd please tell Dad to act normal.<br \/>\nThat immediately drew a laugh from me.<br \/>\nMy husband, Daniel, was seated at the kitchen table currently trying to tighten a loose cabinet handle.<br \/>\n\u201cMaya says you\u2019re supposed to behave normally this evening.\u201d<br \/>\nHe looked up from his work.<br \/>\n\u201cThat sounds like a whole lot of pressure.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cShe\u2019s bringing home a boy.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel paused with the screwdriver in his hand.<br \/>\n\u201cA boy?\u201d<br \/>\nHe gave me a contemplative look.<br \/>\n\u201cShould I request references?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDaniel.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m just kidding.\u201d<br \/>\nAt the very least, I hoped he was.<br \/>\nHe turned his attention back to the cabinet door.<br \/>\n\u201cMark is dropping by later to give back my torque wrench. Maybe he can help lead the interrogation.\u201d<br \/>\nI reached over and gently tapped his shoulder.<br \/>\n\u201cMaya will never bring anyone home ever again if you keep pulling that stunt.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel chuckled softly.<br \/>\nMark and Daniel had known each other all the way back since their early twenties.<br \/>\nThey weren\u2019t particularly close friends anymore.<br \/>\nEvery once in a while, Mark showed up at a neighborhood barbecue.<br \/>\nThey exchanged quick birthday messages.<br \/>\nOn rare occasions, they borrowed tools back and forth.<br \/>\nTheir friendship seemed to exist purely out of a sense of shared history.<br \/>\nI had never really given it much thought.<br \/>\nBy half past six, the front door swung open.<br \/>\nMaya walked inside hand in hand with Evan.<br \/>\nMy very first impression was that he appeared quite nervous.<br \/>\nMy second thought was that I suddenly understood why Maya had given us that warning.<br \/>\nEvan was slender and pale, with dyed black locks that reached nearly down to his jawline.<br \/>\nHis fingernails were coated in black polish.<br \/>\nHeavy dark eyeliner framed his eyes, and various tattoos stretched across parts of his left forearm.<br \/>\nHe wore dark black jeans, chunky boots, and an old faded band t-shirt.<br \/>\nHis overall look was dramatic, but there was something genuinely shy about the way he hovered right beside Maya.<br \/>\n\u201cMom, Dad, this is Evan.\u201d<br \/>\nI offered a warm smile.<br \/>\n\u201cHi there, Evan.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel offered no response at all.<br \/>\nHe simply stared straight ahead.<br \/>\nFor several long seconds, nobody in the room moved an inch.<br \/>\nThen Daniel\u2019s eyes widened noticeably.<br \/>\nHe pushed himself up so fast that his chair scraped sharply across the floor behind him.<br \/>\n\u201cNo.\u201d<br \/>\nMaya blinked in surprise.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel kept his gaze locked right on Evan.<br \/>\n\u201cI think you need to leave.\u201d<br \/>\nI laughed at first, assuming this was just another poorly timed fatherly joke.<br \/>\nThen I caught sight of Daniel\u2019s expression.<br \/>\nHe was completely serious.<br \/>\n\u201cDaniel?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m sorry, but he has got to go.\u201d<br \/>\nMaya tightened her grip around Evan\u2019s hand.<br \/>\n\u201cDad, what is wrong with you? You haven\u2019t even spoken to him yet.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI know.\u201d<br \/>\nThat reaction genuinely annoyed me.<br \/>\nDaniel had spent years teaching Maya never to judge people based on their clothing, hairstyles, tattoos, jobs, or financial status.<br \/>\nNow he was reacting to Evan before the poor boy even had a chance to take a seat.<br \/>\n\u201cDaniel, that\u2019s enough.\u201d<br \/>\nHe never once looked away from Evan.<br \/>\n\u201cSarah, please. Just trust me on this.\u201d<br \/>\nThere was a strange note in his voice that made me freeze.<br \/>\nDaniel didn\u2019t sound angry at all.<br \/>\nHe looked genuinely frightened.<br \/>\nAnd somehow, Evan seemed to grasp the exact reason why.<br \/>\nThe teenager had hardly uttered a word.<br \/>\nInstead, he was studying Daniel with an expression I couldn\u2019t quite decipher.<br \/>\nMaya turned her attention toward him.<br \/>\n\u201cEvan?\u201d<br \/>\nHe let out a slow, heavy breath.<br \/>\n\u201cOkay. I guess it\u2019s time we face this.\u201d<br \/>\nHe reached his hand down into his pocket.<br \/>\nDaniel instantly blurted out,<br \/>\n\u201cPlease don\u2019t.\u201d<br \/>\nThe entire room fell into an absolute hush.<br \/>\nEvan pulled out his smartphone anyway.<br \/>\nHe tapped the screen, stepped toward the dining table, and laid the device face up right in front of Daniel.<br \/>\nMy husband looked down at it.<br \/>\nHis face altered instantly.<br \/>\n\u201cPut that thing away.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan held his ground right where he was.<br \/>\nI stepped closer to them.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat on earth is going on here?\u201d<br \/>\nNot a single person answered me.<br \/>\nDaniel reached down and flipped the phone facedown.<br \/>\nI stared hard at him.<br \/>\n\u201cDaniel.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSarah, this is complicated.\u201d<br \/>\nThat admission only made my curiosity spike even higher.<br \/>\nI reached out toward the phone.<br \/>\nDaniel hesitated for a second, then pulled his hand back.<br \/>\nI quickly flipped the device back over.<br \/>\nDisplaying on the screen was a photograph of an old, printed picture.<br \/>\nThe colors had long since faded.<br \/>\nDaniel was captured standing outside what appeared to be an apartment complex.<br \/>\nHe couldn\u2019t possibly have been older than twenty-five back then.<br \/>\nA blonde woman stood right beside him.<br \/>\nShe was smiling radiantly.<br \/>\nAnd she was clearly expecting a baby.<br \/>\nDaniel had one arm wrapped securely around her shoulders.<br \/>\nI stared blankly at the photo.<br \/>\nThen looked up at my husband.<br \/>\nThen glanced across at Evan.<br \/>\nThere was something hauntingly familiar about the young man\u2019s facial features.<br \/>\nMy stomach tightened into a knot.<br \/>\n\u201cWho is she?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel swallowed hard.<br \/>\n\u201cHer name was Claire.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan spoke up in a quiet tone.<br \/>\n\u201cShe was my mother.\u201d<br \/>\nI looked back and forth between the two of them.<br \/>\nA pressing question instantly formed in my mind.<br \/>\n\u201cDaniel\u2026 is Evan your son?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel looked genuinely shocked by the thought.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat? No, absolutely not.\u201d<br \/>\nHis immediate answer should have brought me peace of mind.<br \/>\nInstead, it spawned an even larger mystery.<br \/>\nIf Evan wasn\u2019t Daniel\u2019s blood-related son, why had my husband reacted with such intense shock the very moment he laid eyes on him?<br \/>\n\u201cThen explain the photograph.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel rubbed his palm across his forehead.<br \/>\n\u201cClaire and I used to be friends.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan offered a slow nod.<br \/>\n\u201cMy mom never mentioned that they were ever a couple.\u201d<br \/>\nI looked right at him.<br \/>\n\u201cThen why did you bring this here today?\u201d<br \/>\nHis expression softened visibly.<br \/>\n\u201cI lost my mother last year.\u201d<br \/>\nThe room dropped into absolute silence.<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m so sorry,\u201d I murmured.<br \/>\nHe nodded in acknowledgment.<br \/>\n\u201cMy stepdad and I were sorting through some of her belongings afterward. I discovered several old photographs tucked away. Daniel\u2019s name was actually written on the back of this specific one.\u201d<br \/>\nMaya stepped a little closer to his side.<br \/>\n\u201cHe showed me the picture a few weeks ago. I immediately recognized Dad.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan looked straight at Daniel.<br \/>\n\u201cMy mom also wrote inside some old letters that she never could have managed \u2018it\u2019 without your help.\u201d<br \/>\nHe paused for a second.<br \/>\n\u201cI wanted to find out what she meant by that.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel slowly lowered himself back into his chair.<br \/>\nI crossed my arms tightly over my chest.<br \/>\n\u201cThen I think it\u2019s about time you explained everything.\u201d<br \/>\nHe stared down at the wooden table for a moment.<br \/>\n\u201cClaire and I originally met through Mark.\u201d<br \/>\nI froze in my tracks.<br \/>\n\u201cMark? As in the exact same Mark coming over to our house tonight?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel nodded grimly.<br \/>\n\u201cYes.\u201d<br \/>\nMaya frowned deeply.<br \/>\n\u201cThat still doesn\u2019t explain why you wanted Evan to get out of here.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel glanced up at the wall clock.<br \/>\n\u201cEveryone sit down.\u201d<br \/>\nWe gathered closely around the table.<br \/>\nThen Daniel began his story.<br \/>\n\u201cMark and I were best friends back when we were younger. Almost like brothers. When he first started dating Claire, everything seemed fine on the surface.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAt first?\u201d I queried.<br \/>\nDaniel\u2019s facial expression grew grave.<br \/>\n\u201cAs time went on, Mark became extremely controlling.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan leaned forward just a fraction.<br \/>\n\u201cIn what sort of way?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHe wanted to track everywhere Claire went, monitor who she spoke with, and dictate how she spent her money.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel paused briefly.<br \/>\n\u201cWhen Claire eventually became pregnant, the situation grew even more tense.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan\u2019s features tightened up.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat happened next?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cShe ultimately decided she needed to leave the relationship.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel cast his eyes downward.<br \/>\n\u201cBut Mark made taking that step very difficult.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHow so?\u201d Maya asked.<br \/>\n\u201cHe transferred funds out of their shared bank account. Changed account passwords. Cut off her access to their finances entirely.\u201d<br \/>\nThe room grew heavy with quietness.<br \/>\n\u201cClaire felt completely trapped,\u201d Daniel continued.<br \/>\n\u201cThat was the moment she reached out and called me.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan looked intently at him.<br \/>\n\u201cWhy you out of everyone?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cShe trusted me.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel took a deep breath.<br \/>\n\u201cI provided her with some cash, helped her pack up her things, and drove her safely to a friend\u2019s house located several hours away.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan looked down at the photograph displayed on the phone.<br \/>\n\u201cSo that\u2019s what she was referring to.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel nodded slowly.<br \/>\n\u201cShe had already made up her mind that she wanted out. I merely helped her reach a place where she felt safe.\u201d<br \/>\nFor a brief moment, Evan said nothing at all.<br \/>\nThen Daniel checked the clock once more.<br \/>\n\u201cAnd that is precisely why I need you all to understand something.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat is it?\u201d Maya asked.<br \/>\n\u201cMark is heading over to our house tonight.\u201d<br \/>\nThe entire table went completely silent.<br \/>\n\u201cHe might already be on his way right now.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan turned his gaze toward Maya.<br \/>\nShe voiced the exact thought running through my head.<br \/>\n\u201cIf Mark treated Claire like that back then, why on earth are you still friends with him today?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel looked deeply ashamed.<br \/>\n\u201cWe aren\u2019t actually close anymore.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYet he\u2019s coming right to our home,\u201d Maya pointed out.<br \/>\n\u201cI know.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan spoke in a hushed voice.<br \/>\n\u201cDid he ever find out that you were the one who helped my mom escape?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo, he didn\u2019t.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel shook his head.<br \/>\n\u201cI gave Claire my absolute promise that I would never tell him where she went.\u201d<br \/>\nHe then looked directly back at Evan.<br \/>\n\u201cThat is the exact reason I reacted the way I did the second I saw you walk in.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBecause I look like her?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel nodded.<br \/>\n\u201cAnd you also bear a strong resemblance to Mark.\u201d<br \/>\nEverything finally clicked in my mind.<br \/>\nDaniel hadn\u2019t reacted to Evan\u2019s clothing choices.<br \/>\nOr his dyed hair.<br \/>\nOr his tattoos.<br \/>\nHe had instantly recognized ghosts from his own past.<br \/>\n\u201cI still think Evan should leave before Mark arrives here,\u201d Daniel insisted.<br \/>\n\u201cNo, he shouldn\u2019t,\u201d I countered.<br \/>\nDaniel looked up at me in surprise.<br \/>\n\u201cSarah.\u201d<br \/>\nI turned my attention toward Evan.<br \/>\n\u201cYou are welcome to leave if that\u2019s what you prefer. Or you can hang out somewhere else in the house until Mark clears out. Whatever makes you feel most comfortable.\u201d<br \/>\nThen I shifted my gaze back to Daniel.<br \/>\n\u201cBut you have spent nearly twenty whole years avoiding one single conversation.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel furrowed his brow.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat conversation?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThe one where you finally tell Mark how you truly felt about the way he treated Claire.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel never got the opportunity to reply.<br \/>\nThe doorbell suddenly chimed.<br \/>\nNobody in the room moved a muscle.<br \/>\nA few seconds later, it rang a second time.<br \/>\nDaniel looked over at Evan.<br \/>\nThen glanced at me.<br \/>\nFinally, he stood up and walked toward the front door.<br \/>\nMark stepped inside carrying a red plastic tool case.<br \/>\n\u201cSorry I\u2019m running late. The traffic was\u2014\u201d<br \/>\nHe stopped dead in his tracks.<br \/>\nHis eyes landed squarely on Evan.<br \/>\nThe tool case slowly drifted down toward his side.<br \/>\nMark looked entirely confused.<br \/>\nAnd deeply uneasy.<br \/>\n\u201cWho are you?\u201d<br \/>\nEvan stood up from his chair.<br \/>\n\u201cMy name is Evan.\u201d<br \/>\nHe paused for a beat.<br \/>\n\u201cMy mother was Claire.\u201d<br \/>\nThe tool case slipped completely from Mark\u2019s grip and crashed onto the floor.<br \/>\nHe stared wide-eyed at Evan.<br \/>\nThen shifted his gaze to Daniel.<br \/>\n\u201cNo way.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan took a slow, measured breath.<br \/>\n\u201cIt appears you happen to be my biological father.\u201d<br \/>\nMark looked back at Daniel in disbelief.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat is he even doing here?\u201d<br \/>\nThen a sudden realization seemed to strike him hard.<br \/>\n\u201cDid you know where Claire went all those years ago?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel hesitated for a fraction of a second.<br \/>\n\u201cDaniel?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYes,\u201d he admitted at last.<br \/>\n\u201cI helped her run away.\u201d<br \/>\nMark stared at him in utter shock.<br \/>\n\u201cYou actually knew?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cShe asked me for assistance.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou helped her steal my child away from me?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cShe wanted out of the relationship, Mark.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou had zero right to interfere in our lives.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel kept his demeanor entirely calm.<br \/>\n\u201cYou drained the money out of the account. You cut off her access to basic funds. You made leaving far more complicated than it ever should have been.\u201d<br \/>\nMark shook his head angrily.<br \/>\n\u201cYou have no idea what our relationship was actually like.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI knew enough to know it was wrong.\u201d<br \/>\nMark let out a frustrated laugh.<br \/>\n\u201cClaire and I fought. Normal couples argue.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel nodded slowly.<br \/>\n\u201cArguments happen in every relationship.\u201d<br \/>\nThen his voice turned much firmer.<br \/>\n\u201cBut controlling someone\u2019s access to money just because they want to walk away is a completely different story.\u201d<br \/>\nMark averted his eyes.<br \/>\n\u201cI was only trying to keep our family together.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel shook his head firmly.<br \/>\n\u201cShe wanted space to breathe, and she had every right to make that choice for herself.\u201d<br \/>\nThe room fell into heavy silence.<br \/>\nMark turned his attention back to Evan.<br \/>\n\u201cWhere is your mother now?\u201d<br \/>\nEvan lowered his gaze to the floor.<br \/>\n\u201cI lost her last year.\u201d<br \/>\nMark\u2019s expression shifted instantly.<br \/>\nFor a few seconds, he looked completely unsure of what to say.<br \/>\nThen he looked back up at the teenager.<br \/>\n\u201cBut I am still your father.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan watched him with a quiet steadiness.<br \/>\n\u201cYou\u2019re my biological donor.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan took a steadying breath.<br \/>\n\u201cI already have a real dad.\u201d<br \/>\nMark frowned defensively.<br \/>\n\u201cMy stepdad raised me,\u201d Evan continued calmly.<br \/>\n\u201cI came here tonight because I wanted answers regarding my mother\u2019s past. I got them.\u201d<br \/>\nHe paused.<br \/>\n\u201cI honestly don\u2019t know if I want any sort of relationship beyond that.\u201d<br \/>\nMark stepped forward a little.<br \/>\n\u201cDon\u2019t I at least deserve a single chance?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel gently raised a hand to pause him.<br \/>\n\u201cGive him some space, Mark.\u201d<br \/>\nMark looked intensely frustrated.<br \/>\n\u201cYou always have to interfere, don\u2019t you?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel let out a heavy sigh.<br \/>\n\u201cI should have been a lot more honest with you years ago.\u201d<br \/>\nMark stared at him hard.<br \/>\nDaniel pressed on.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat happened between you and Claire was never healthy.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou don\u2019t get to judge my past relationships.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI should have spoken up much sooner than I did.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel\u2019s voice remained completely steady.<br \/>\n\u201cControlling someone\u2019s finances, restricting their choices, and making it nearly impossible for them to leave was flat-out wrong.\u201d<br \/>\nMark offered no response to that.<br \/>\n\u201cFor nearly twenty years,\u201d Daniel continued, \u201cI convinced myself that keeping my distance from you was enough.\u201d<br \/>\nHe shook his head slowly.<br \/>\n\u201cIt wasn\u2019t.\u201d<br \/>\nWith that, Daniel walked over to the front door and pulled it wide open.<br \/>\n\u201cI think it\u2019s best if we stop pretending we still have a friendship.\u201d<br \/>\nMark looked utterly stunned.<br \/>\n\u201cDaniel.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI truly wish I had said these words years ago.\u201d<br \/>\nMark glanced one last time toward Evan.<br \/>\n\u201cAnd what about him?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel looked at the young man.<br \/>\n\u201cThat decision belongs entirely to Evan.\u201d<br \/>\nEvan gave a subtle nod.<br \/>\n\u201cI need time.\u201d<br \/>\nMark looked ready to argue further, but then stopped himself.<br \/>\nFinally, he bent down and picked up his heavy tool case.<br \/>\nWithout uttering another word, he turned and walked out the door.<br \/>\nDaniel pulled the door shut behind him.<br \/>\nFor several long seconds, absolutely nobody spoke.<br \/>\nThen Evan reached up to wipe a stray tear from his eye.<br \/>\n\u201cMy mom really trusted you.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel looked back at him.<br \/>\nEvan offered a small, appreciative nod.<br \/>\n\u201cNow I finally understand why.\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel covered his face with his hands for a brief moment.<br \/>\nMaya walked right over and wrapped her arms around him in a tight hug.<br \/>\n\u201cYou were still pretty rude when we first walked in,\u201d she whispered teasingly.<br \/>\nA small, genuine laugh escaped him.<br \/>\nEvan wiped his cheek with his sleeve.<br \/>\n\u201cSo\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nHe glanced over at Daniel.<br \/>\n\u201cJust to be completely clear, it wasn\u2019t the eyeliner that bothered you?\u201d<br \/>\nDaniel finally chuckled out loud.<br \/>\n\u201cNo, it wasn\u2019t.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGood,\u201d Evan said with a faint smile. \u201cBecause this took me twenty minutes to put on.\u201d<br \/>\nMaya rolled her eyes playfully.<br \/>\nAnd for the very first time that evening, the heavy tension in the room finally lifted.<br \/>\nDaniel couldn\u2019t undo what had happened nearly twenty years ago.<br \/>\nHe couldn\u2019t rewrite Claire\u2019s difficult past.<br \/>\nAnd he couldn\u2019t dictate what kind of relationship Evan might eventually choose to have with Mark.<br \/>\nBut on this night, he finally stopped hiding behind silence.<br \/>\nHe spoke his truth out loud.<br \/>\nHe fully respected Evan\u2019s personal boundaries.<br \/>\nAnd he successfully closed a chapter of his past that had remained unfinished for far too long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MY DAUGHTER HAD NEVER BROUGHT A BOYFRIEND HOME BEFORE, SO I EXPECTED MY HUSBAND TO TEASE HER WITH A FEW CLASSIC OVERPROTECTIVE-DAD JOKES. I NEVER ANTICIPATED HIM RISING FROM HIS SEAT, STARING HARD AT THE PALE, TATTOOED TEENAGER, AND TELLING HIM TO LEAVE BEFORE HE HAD EVEN MANAGED TO SAY HELLO. 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